Maurice Edu is the Arthur Conan Doyle of Athlete Tweets

Written by Wille Beamen on October 13, 2009 – 10:46 AM -

Maurice Edu is a member of the U.S. National Soccer team… but that’s not all he does.  He spins a good mystery….

omg this cant be happening!! twitterworld i need ur help! im in trouble! this is bad, real bad! i need u guys right now! cant believe this!

omg if u guys can help, please let me know! wow man, cant believe this!! smh!!

i dont know what to do! This shouldn't have happened! man this is bad!

There is no explanation so far as to what happened.

I hope I’m not making light of what may be a serious situation.  But I also hope that in serious situations Maurice doesn’t turn to the “twitterworld” for help.

Also, what does “smh” mean?  I bet it’s a clue.

Update: Maurice Edu has laid bare the full details of his tragedy.  Read more to find out what happened.

Ok guys so I woke up this morn, poured a big bowl of cereal, opened the fridge: NO MILK!!! Ahhhh can't believe this! Lol haha mornin every1!

There you go folks.  Out of milk.

The only way this story can stay interesting now, is if Maurice Edu really needs help and doesn’t get it.  A classic “Boy-Who-Cried-Wolf” scenario.

Maurice Edu, even though I didn’t know who you were before today, I am no longer a fan of yours.

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