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“Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself…”

Written by mferrise on October 19, 2010 – 10:50 PM -

Hello everybody. I’m not going to get all wild and emotional with this post and tell you about my life. Pretty simple: I live for sports and Magners on ice. Chances are, you will hate me. But on the other hand, we will both collectively hate this douche-salad:

Douche-Salad


Hope I don’t let you down, I’ll try my best to make you either chuckle at work or run straight to a national landmark. I look forward to being here and with that, I leave you with this (it helps fire me up about this whole “trying to write for my first blog at 23 years old” thing):


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Fake Michael Jordan has the best Twitter Account Ever

Written by ScottiePP7 on June 23, 2010 – 10:00 AM -

Here at The Finger Wag we try to ensure everything we write about is actually written by the athlete themselves and not an imposter. I have to break that rule today.

There is no way this Michael Jordan twitter account is real, but I sure as hell wish it was. It would make my man-crush on him a million times worse. Here is a sample:

I think I'm done with eating Green peppers. They are the worst pepper, and always make a meal worse. On 1:32 PM May 8th 2010 from web

How true is that?!? I fucking HATE green peppers. I once got a western omlet and it had green peppers in it and I almost threw up! They are the worst!

Here is another wonderfully true statement:

Sometimes, I have a week or two when I remember how great pop music in the 80s was. This week is one of those times. On 12:10 PM Apr 13th 2010 from web

And finally, one of my favorites:

I had a dream last night about lots of cats and enormous rabbits in a barn. On 2:30 PM Jun 18th 2010 from web

God damn I wish this was him…


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How Am I Ever Going to Count All These Pushups, Mr. Mayweather?

Written by Wille Beamen on June 22, 2010 – 9:13 PM -

There’s an app for that.

If you want to get in shape like me, download my iPhone app and use the push-up counter, go here to download... http://rockapp.com/fm On 1:04 AM Jun 23rd 2010 from web

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Kobe vs MJ

Written by ScottiePP7 on June 22, 2010 – 10:00 AM -

NO ONE...And I mean NO ONE should EVER com par kobe Bryant to my dad an say that he is anywhere near close to my dad He's jagging this game On 2:11 AM Jun 18th 2010 from Twittelator

Who is Marcus Jordan you ask?

You may remember him as the child of Michael Jordan who demanded that the school drop its sponsorship with ADIDAS and go with his dad’s shoe of choice, NIKE.

He had those words to say during Kobe’s game 7 against the Celtics.

I don’t blame him, when Kobe goes 6-24 attempting to win a game 7 finals you just can’t compare him to Michael. I can’t believe I can sit here and type out Pau Gasol won the Lakers a championship.

Well him and Ron Artest’s psychiatrist


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Earl Barron is not the most Sought After Free Agent

Written by ScottiePP7 on June 21, 2010 – 2:00 PM -

I present you Earl Barron. He has been a role player in the NBA for a few seasons and seems like an overall good guy from checking out his twitter. Earl is looking to gain every advantage he can:

Ron Artest said he worked out 4 times a day last summer. He's a beast. All that hard work paid off. I wanna go back to the gym now. On 11:36 PM Jun 18th 2010 from web

Maybe he should just tell some stories about all the people he saw murdered during a pick up basketball game?

Ok I am done with Ron Artest for the day, I promise.


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