deseanjackson10

(deseanjackson10)

I use to run my whole block like obama and them ya digg we on now wassup.... where they at

On 22-4-2010 22:05:43 from Swift

Anyone? Anyone?

I have never once said running this site if hard to do, or that Willie and I pull all nighters figuring out how to entertain you. I take great pride when someone tells me that what I have written was witty and gave them a chuckle. I think we have a good thing going here.

That being said though, I have just been one-upped. I never thought we would be outdone in mocking athlete’s social interaction with their fans by one of those athletes.

Then came Lolo Jones yesterday:

followlolo

(Lolo Jones)

NFL, NBA & MLb athletes can't tweet 6 hours prior to a game. They don't know what awesome tweets their fans are missing like this one...

On 24-4-2010 16:41:41 from UberTwitter

followlolo

(Lolo Jones)

Eating a banana.

On 24-4-2010 16:43:02 from UberTwitter

Thanks Lolo, I will now go hang my head in shame.

The game wasn’t especially close, but the Bulls just couldn’t stop James from scoring how ever he wanted. It’s like the Cavs took that horrendous isolation strategy that cost them a trip to the finals last year and made it actually work.

Aside from some brilliant finishing moves, Lebron also lit up the interwebs. Here’s a review…

Jmack37

(Jason McKie)

D.rose is a beast....Lebron is legendary

On 20-4-2010 02:25:38 from Echofon

chitownforte22

(Matt Forte)

Seriously Lebron geeeeeezzzzz

On 20-4-2010 02:26:03 from Echofon

AaronMaybin58

(Aaron Maybin)

Ok. This is outta hand now. MVP...MVP...MVP!

On 20-4-2010 02:26:26 from UberTwitter

cbarwin

(Connor Barwin)

Lebron obviously got an extra shoot around in today...

On 20-4-2010 02:26:53 from Echofon

JaredDudley619

(Jared Dudley)

If lebron James is not the best in the NBA u are CRAZY!!!! He is by a big margin..give props when it's due

On 20-4-2010 02:29:52 from Echofon

Thirty2zero

(Aaron Brooks)

Cavs are gonna be pretty hard to beat if Lebron keeps finishing like that.

On 20-4-2010 02:32:31 from UberTwitter

Dmoceanu

(Dominique Moceanu)

Haha. I'm sorry. I'm a Clevelander now. Gotta represent. RT@EljayIU: @Dmoceanu You being a Cavs fan ruins all my childhood crush on you! LOL

On 20-4-2010 02:32:15 from UberTwitter

LennoxLew1s

(Lennox Lewis)

RT @TonyRahsaan: I never EVER heard of James Johnson until Lebron made him famous by #posterizing him tonite...lol

On 20-4-2010 02:32:52 from Tweetie

J_Flynn

(Jonny Flynn)

RT @JakePresutti: LeBron James, smh

On 20-4-2010 02:37:18 from UberTwitter

shawnemerriman

(Shawne Merriman)

I wonder how does it feel knowing Lebron is going 2 come out & give U 30 or 40 points "coach I cnt play my hamstring is tight" lmao

On 20-4-2010 02:38:18 from UberTwitter

Foxworth24

(Domonique Foxworth)

King James is the truth. Do you remember how much hype he had coming out of HS and he surpassed it, crazy talented

On 20-4-2010 02:39:16 from web

matrix31

(Shawn Marion)

Ok just walk in bathroom and thought I was in wrong one cause the dude looked like a girl wow

On 20-4-2010 02:35:55 from TweetDeck

Whoops. That last one wasn’t about Lebron… as far as we can tell.

thurmanthomas

(Thurman Thomas)

God Bless You Tiger Woods and Your Family. Mistakes are part of life, we learn from them... Still A Fan

On 5-4-2010 18:08:54 from Echofon

I agree completely with Thurman here. I thought the conference was good and he seemed very open. I just can’t wait to see the guy play some golf again.

And now another perspective,

ShaunPhillips95

(Shaun Phillips)

Tiger woods has a dope ass Nike shirt on during his interview.

On 5-4-2010 18:12:32 from UberTwitter

Donovan McNabb to the Eagles

JeremyShockey

(Jeremy Shockey)

McNabb got traded to the Redskins?! and they have to face him twice a yr.. nt smart philly

On 5-4-2010 00:53:07 from web

- 1st Round
- 2nd Round (Skins)
- 2nd Round
- 3rd Round (Seahawks)
- 3rd Round
- 4th Round
- 4th Round (Browns)
- 5th Round (Browns)
- 7th Round (Comp Pick)
- 7th Round (Comp Pick)

If Kevin Kolb is anything near a serviceable quarterback in 2 years
time the Eagles should be stacked for a long run of playoff
appearances.

As for the Redskins, I had this to say last night via @TheFingerWag

TheFingerWag

(The Finger Wag)

With larry johnson, willie parker, and now mcnabb the redskins are the clear cut favs for the 2004 pro bowl

On 5-4-2010 01:26:14 from Seesmic

The Golden Girls of running backs plus an aging Quarterback behind a high school football teams offensive line does not seem to add up to a deep playoff run.

NCAA Tournament

JeremyShockey

(Jeremy Shockey)

Who will win tonight Duke or the underdog Butler!!!

On 5-4-2010 13:55:41 from web

This weekend we had the Final Four games with Butler and Duke
advancing.  The Butler game had 2 entertaining minutes while the Duke game bested them with 0 minutes of watchable hoops.

I plan on doing a post later today or tomorrow on the 96 game
expansion (everyone else did, why not ScottiePP7?) and in it I will
explain why I can’t respect college sports.

For now though, I am going with Butler +7.5.  Just saying.

NBA Playoff Push

So while I was watching the Duke game I ended up switching over to an entertaining Bulls and Bobcats game in Chicago.  The Bulls ended up winning with a late game comeback and are now just 1 game back from Toronto who chocked away a game with Golden State in OT despite Bosh’s 42 points.

The Milwaukee Bucks who were also looking to position themselves for the playoffs saw their dreams shattered along with Andrew Bogut’s arm on a gruesome injury that occurred when Bogut landed on his arm after a dunk (and a slight push from Amare Stoudemire

Amare has this to say…

Amareisreal

(Amar'e Stoudemire)

I want 2 wish Andrew Bogut a speedy recovery.You are 1of the best young players N the NBA, tonights event was unfortunate. I'm praying 4 U.

On 5-4-2010 00:52:00 from Echofon

Well ok then, all is well I guess.

Coach K

Amid his NCAA Title push and the playoffs approaching for the NBA rumors are circulating that Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov is willing to pay Coach Krzyzewski up to 15 million a year to coach the New Jersey Nets.

JeremyShockey

(Jeremy Shockey)

Wow new nets owner offers mike Krzyzewski 15mill a yr to coach.. lol Damn.. those rich russians

On 5-4-2010 13:19:32 from web

Yes Jeremy, damn those rich Russians.  The country that made bread lines famous.

ChrisJohnson28

(Chris Johnson)

Honestly, the man is right. After years of stalking women on myspace, facebook and various other sites I have learned a few things. This is one of the most true things I’ve learned.

ebertchicago

(Roger Ebert)

"At the Movies" is dead. Long live "At the Movies!" My new blog entry, just posted. http://j.mp/91t3hJ

On 25-3-2010 08:11:16 from web

I never saw the new version of the show and vaguely remember the old show only as the signal that my cartoons were going to be off TV for the rest of the day when I was a child.

Thankfully we still have D’Brickashaw Ferugson.  He hasn’t been on twitter since October when he left us with this gem:

DBrickashaw

(DBrickashaw Ferguson)

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while...

On 13-10-2009 21:36:52 from Tweed

However, upon hearing that the world was in dire need of poignant movie reviews D’Brickashaw jumped to action to save us.

Last night we get the following sign of things to come…

DBrickashaw

(DBrickashaw Ferguson)

Bout to see hot tube time machine

On 31-3-2010 23:32:03 from HTC Peep

Now a lonely nation waits…

Two hours later:

DBrickashaw

(DBrickashaw Ferguson)

Hot tube time machine is terrible

On 1-4-2010 01:50:06 from HTC Peep

But why?!?!?!  WE MUST KNOW WHY!!!

DBrickashaw

(DBrickashaw Ferguson)

I feel like the movie was a sorry attempt to try to re create The Hangover (good movie)

On 1-4-2010 02:40:16 from HTC Peep

I for one can’t wait to see more of this kind of commentary from D’Brickashaw.

As for him not tweeting for almost 5 months… well we have no right to say anything there.

Here is what I don’t get about the general population and not just athletes. How do you still not get the internet?

Seriously, in less than a year Santonio’s dong has shown up on a website where women claim their conquests and now this. It’s just amazing that in 2010 people don’t realize that what they do on the internet will come back to bite them in the ass. Were people like this with the telephone? Did they just pick up and didn’t think anyone could actually hear them?

On a serious note, your quarterback is now in his second sexual assault controversy and know you go and get your case of assaulting a woman? Not the way to show Big Ben some solidarity,

And really…finding the worst thing you can drink? I don’t think anyone is finding Crystal Pepsi anytime soon Santonio

Just simply deactivate the Twitter accounts for players on all the teams under .500.   That will avoid inspirational messages like this, from Keith Bulluck of the 1-6 Titans.

kbull53

(keith bulluck)

Went 2 bed early las nite & still drag'n this morn...maybe I went 2 hard on Margarita Monday. Nah there's no such thing as go'n 2 hard

On 4-11-2009 14:50:19 from Twittelator

mw55

(Michael Waltrip)

Everyone keeps staring at me. I think they know who I am.

On 21-10-2009 18:02:33 from UberTwitter

Trust me, no one knows who you are.

mw55

(Michael Waltrip)

No wait. Check that. My pants were unzipped. Darnnit.

On 21-10-2009 18:04:30 from UberTwitter

There we go.

I attempted to try and tie this into some cool story about Waltrip or NASCAR but that’s almost impossible because the lack of anything cool by either party. So here is the most badass thing Waltrip’s ever done – from Wikipedia

On Saturday, April 7th of 2007 the Catawba County, North Carolina Highway Patrol reported that Waltrip was driving approximately 70 miles per hour in a 55 mile-per-hour zone when at about 1:50 a.m. he lost control of his Toyota Land Cruiser which resulted in missing a curve. After going off of the road’s right side Waltrip then veered back across the pavement then onto the road’s left shoulder. After sliding sideways his vehicle collided with a utility pole resulting in an rollover with the vehicle finally resting on its side. A neighbor of Waltrip’s testified that she witnessed Michael crawl out of the top of the vehicle (at that angle the passenger doors) then leave the scene of the accident barefoot, carrying his shoes, through the woods on the mile journey to his home.

mw55

(Michael Waltrip)

Everyone keeps staring at me. I think they know who I am.

On 21-10-2009 18:02:33 from UberTwitter

Trust me, no one knows who you are.

mw55

(Michael Waltrip)

No wait. Check that. My pants were unzipped. Darnnit.

On 21-10-2009 18:04:30 from UberTwitter

There we go.

I attempted to try and tie this into some cool story about Waltrip or NASCAR but that’s almost impossible because the lack of anything cool by either party. So here is the most badass thing Waltrip’s ever done – from Wikipedia

On Saturday, April 7th of 2007 the Catawba County, North Carolina Highway Patrol reported that Waltrip was driving approximately 70 miles per hour in a 55 mile-per-hour zone when at about 1:50 a.m. he lost control of his Toyota Land Cruiser which resulted in missing a curve. After going off of the road’s right side Waltrip then veered back across the pavement then onto the road’s left shoulder. After sliding sideways his vehicle collided with a utility pole resulting in an rollover with the vehicle finally resting on its side. A neighbor of Waltrip’s testified that she witnessed Michael crawl out of the top of the vehicle (at that angle the passenger doors) then leave the scene of the accident barefoot, carrying his shoes, through the woods on the mile journey to his home.