The Finger Wag – Athletes using Twitter and Social Media to their Disadvantage

WoodDro59

(Wesley Woodyard)

Arahh if yo breath stank don't chew gum wit ur mouth open. It's nothin worse then a fruity/dookish smell. Man like you kno yo jaws stank On 9:44 PM Apr 20th 2010 from Tweed

I’ve been searching for a long time to come up with a way to describe that breath.  Fruity/Dookish captures it perfectly.

WoodDro59

(Wesley Woodyard)

some1 just called,aim'd and even texted me. no i didnt answer i'm on twitter leave me alone and besides im on a 24 hr date. poof get gone On 2:00 PM Sep 29th 2009 from web

Wesley Woodyard is fast becoming my favorite tweeting athlete.

Also, a suggestion for Wesley:  Just edit out  “I’m on Twitter” and you’re tweet would make perfect sense.  But with that phrase in there, the whole thing devolves into nonsense.

WoodDro59

(Wesley Woodyard)

If I focus on that then dat means I can't focus on this money. So I'll pass sorry fa you On 1:30 PM Sep 23rd 2009 from Tweed

I don’t know what this means, but can you use “that” and “dat” in the same sentence?

I bet if you checked into it, you’d find out that Wesley Woodyard wasn’t even from the streets, he’s went to some rich kid prep school where they teach the word “that” to all the students.

Or maybe not.